Saucy Cell Phone
So...over the weekend my cell phone accidently slipped into some hot sauce at a Mexican food restaurant. Really screwed it up...Now when you try to turn it on the camera flash goes off and the blue lights on the side blink. If you try to turn it on enough times in the dark, it could be mistaken for a strobe light. There is also this wonderful static noise that definitely isn't polyphonic.
So I took the phone to the sprint store, so the fixit guy could hopefully fix it. The lady at the counter said she showed it to him and all he said was "Oh my god." And then told the counter lady to repeat what he had said back to me. So I had to buy a new phone. I didn't have insurance so it cost 300 dollars.
Lessons to be learned from this...have cell phone insurance and don't drop your cell phones in salsa.